Madonna Fires Assistant After Misspelling Obama on Her Back
“Tonight I’m not going to show you my bony ass,” she said, according to US media.”I’m going to show my feelings. How’s that for living dangerously?” Unfortunately for the self-proclaimed Queen of Pop...
View ArticleMitt Romney Banned From Air Force One
“It’s real easy, if we let that moron on the plane, he’ll try and open the windows and doors at high altitude. That’s why he’s banned,” Elridge Mulrooney, a Pentagon organiser told Fox news. Mr Romney...
View ArticleDems Tell Obama to Get Permanent Teleprompter Helmet
“Without his teleprompter and the hundreds of advisers, speech writers and policy makers, Obama is basically like a baby without a pacifier,” a scrambling Democrat told CBS news. Obama is so dependent...
View ArticleBlack People Embracing Romney Vote
It’s not just the odd rapper and black celebrity speaking up and endorsing Romney. The everyday man and woman is getting up and speaking up against Obama, who they feel has abandoned their community...
View ArticleCould November 6 Be U.S. Election Riot Night?
“Look at the November 6 elections as an elastic band. How far can you pull that thing before it snaps? If Obama wins, you’re going to get some seriously pissed off people, if Romney wins you’re going...
View ArticleRomney U.S. Election Debate: "Boy, You Gotta Know Your Place"
“Hold your horses boy, now go on git, we let you in the house for a while but you ain’t proved yourself, I say, you ain’t proved yourself because your record ain’t showing me that you been spending yo...
View ArticleGod Particle Found in Book of Mormon Says Romney
“This here Mormon bible reveals to me the truth about God’s message to us as humans and the pages reveal that the God Particle does exist in this book. There is no need for Higgs Boson or the Hadron...
View Article2012 U.S. Election: Will Dimpled Chads Rear Their Ugly Heads Again?
It’s that election time again and many are expecting the same sort of chad drama as was witnessed during the Florida count in 2000. “I can’t wait to see those dimpled chads and I been waiting four...
View ArticleU.S. Elections 2012: Vote Obamney!
Two candidates are standing for the 2012 U.S. elections and you cannot make a decision. Do you want to go Obama or do you want to go Romney? Well, there is a choice dear friends that can alleviate the...
View ArticleIf You Don't Get the Hispanic Vote You Lose
Fifty thousand Hispanic people turn 18 every month in America leaving dreams of another Republican government coming any time soon floundering in the dust like some lonely border town. “Romney tried to...
View ArticleMadonna Fires Assistant After Misspelling Obama on Her Back
TEL AVIV - Israel - Madonna has spectacularly fired her assistant who misspelled Obama's name on her back during an impromptu performance in the Israeli city. The post Madonna Fires Assistant After...
View ArticleMitt Romney Banned From Air Force One
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Presidential candidate, Mitt Romney has been banned from flying on Air Force One by Pentagon officials. The post Mitt Romney Banned From Air Force One appeared first on Daily Squib.
View ArticleDems Tell Obama to Get Permanent Teleprompter Helmet
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Distraught Democrats were today scrambling to recover some lost ground after president Barack Hussein Obama's routing on Wednesday night by Mitt Romney was not saved by a...
View ArticleBlack People Embracing Romney Vote
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Has the Obama spell been broken? Has he already lost the White House? Many African Americans are now saying that they have lost faith in him and are going for Romney. The post...
View ArticleCould November 6 Be U.S. Election Riot Night?
WASHINGTON DC - USA - The divisions are great in America, and the pressure is growing daily. How much can the people take? How long can the U.S. election kettle boil until the steam is finally...
View ArticleRomney U.S. Election Debate: “Boy, You Gotta Know Your Place”
HEMPSTEAD - USA - Mitt Romney attempted to assert his plantation owner dominance over an Obama rebellion on Tuesday night's second U.S. Election debate. The post Romney U.S. Election Debate: “Boy, You...
View ArticleGod Particle Found in Book of Mormon Says Romney
UTAH - USA - On a recent pilgrimage to the holy city of Mormon, Salt lake City, presidential candidate Mitt Romney extolled the virtues of his religion and revealed how the God particle is actually in...
View ArticleU.S. Election: Will Dimpled Chads Rear Their Ugly Heads Again?
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Election experts are getting ready with their magnifying glasses again for those dimpled chads during the election voter count. The post U.S. Election: Will Dimpled Chads Rear...
View ArticleU.S. Elections: Vote Obamney!
NEW YORK - USA - US vote activist, Daryl Crescent has come up with a novel idea for the U.S. elections on November 6. The post U.S. Elections: Vote Obamney! appeared first on Daily Squib.
View ArticleIf You Don’t Get the Hispanic Vote You Lose
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Romney's sad attempts at bronzing up with a fake tan sadly went awry as his election loss is testament to how much the Hispanic vote is important in North America. The post If You...
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